![dishoom song dishoom song](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/DMUQWTNL6NU/hqdefault.jpg)
That’s why new fav eatery is called Zionista! Its so illegal, its so illegal that its hawt! They ONLY serve pork dishes, prepared with ONLY Indian whiskey, and copious amount of Meth as side dish! The only music that plays is Dubstep remixes of Owais Raza Qadri na’ats. Steefa: You know what! Im so over this thing about people showing off their drinking and drug use as a status symbol over here.
![dishoom song dishoom song](https://images.desimartini.com/media/uploads/2015-5/toh_dishoom1.jpg)
SW: To aap ko Lahore kaisa lagaa? Lahore to apnay pakwaan ki wajah say dunya bhar main mashoor hay Sohail Saab, im so sunburnt, dekhiyay naa! Steefa: You know its so warm here, I have no choice but to wear my mankinis around. He smiled gingerly, while he considered his next move. Sohail Warraich realised that the interview didn’t start on the right note, and he needs to charm the shit out of Steefa. Steefa gives Sohail Warraich a “death scare” while he fondles with his help’s long nice thick beard. Aap kiya issi ta’aluqq say durr honay kay liyay aap nay Lahore ko apna garh bana liya hay? Sohail Waraich: Aap ko a’am tor pe aap kay maamu-zaad bhai Stefon ka tawassud say pehchaana jaata hay. Woh us waqt apni paaltoo badakh ko warzish karwaa rahay thay! Sohail Warraich narration: Hum subah saveray Mashoor-e-Zamana Amreeki socialite Stefon kay Lahori cousin Steefa kay ghar pohanchay, jin ka asal naam Lateef bataya jaata hay! Unhoun Ne apnay baagheechay main mulaqaat ki. *The camera pans to Sohail Warraich getting off from his Toyota Hiace*